{"id":2005913,"date":"2025-08-04T03:11:49","date_gmt":"2025-08-04T07:11:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hachettebookgroup.com\/titles\/none\/all-toddlers-are-scorpios\/\/"},"modified":"2026-04-08T03:12:49","modified_gmt":"2026-04-08T07:12:49","slug":"all-toddlers-are-scorpios","status":"publish","type":"hbg-title","link":"https:\/\/www.hachettebookgroup.com\/titles\/johanna-gohmann\/all-toddlers-are-scorpios\/9798894141275\/","title":{"rendered":"All Toddlers Are Scorpios"},"content":{"rendered":"\t<!-- Klaviyo Form -->\n\t<div class=\"klaviyo-form-\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"meet-the-author alignnone\">\n\n\t<div class=\"module__content meet-the-author__inner module--fixed\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"meet-the-author__content no-author__image\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"meet-the-author__title\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.hachettebookgroup.com\/contributor\/johanna-gohmann\/\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJohanna Gohmann\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/h2>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"meet-the-author__body\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 class=\"meet-the-author__heading\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\tAbout the Author\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><b>Johanna Gohmann\u00a0<\/b>is an essayist, humor writer, and children\u2019s book author whose work has appeared in\u00a0<i>The New Yorker<\/i>,\u00a0<i>The Cut<\/i>, and\u00a0<i>McSweeney\u2019s<\/i>, among other publications. 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